Today, on my way to work, the obese old guy in the house opposite mine offered me tips on my yoga technique. Not only were his tips helpful, but I now know I should either close my curtains or put clothes on when I do yoga. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML
Today, my neighbor came up to me, lowered her voice and said, "I suggest you buy some drapes for your bedroom dear..." When she started to walk away, she added, "...and a gym membership." FML
Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML
Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML
Today, my skinny co-worker complained that sitting just underneath the AC vent was making her too cold. My boss had us switch places, because "your mass keeps you warm anyway". FML
Today, my extremely overweight roommate decided to not only be a nudist, but also to get in shape for his new lifestyle. He's been doing naked lunges in our room for the last twenty minutes. FML
Today, I decided to push myself and go to a morning yoga class, despite suffering from horrible insomnia for the past few nights. During child’s pose, I fell dead asleep on my mat and only woke up because I ripped a comedically loud fart and startled myself. FML
Today, I was doing squats in front of the gym's mirror. I noticed the guy next to me giving me weird looks. I assumed he was judging my form, until I realized I was standing in front of a wall of mirrors that reflected the women’s yoga class behind me. To everyone else, it looked like I was just staring at them while squatting aggressively. FML
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imnotright 0
y would u do yoga naked in front of an open window??????
wertan10 0
yes you should lol
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musefan99 0
reminds me of someone I got class with pretty creepy
mza832000 0
could it be you WANTED to be seen... by someone you felt was attractive?
charbz 0
this aroused me
astroid714 0
i'm going to the UK in search of naked chicks doing yoga... lmao
Sweetest_Cherry 0
Eh, look up videos online for it... Much cheaper!
The_grumpy_bear 0
Naked yoga sounds pretty awesome. Next tome close the curtains if youre not putting on a show or start charging your neighbor for watchin'. ;3
astroid714 0
I'm tired of the Internet bahaha nd too many diseases going around the streets soo I think I'll go to uk or Amsterdam just because
HeatherXCore 0
Creepy. but it should be obvious. I'm naked. let's just open these curtain.
katelynjoy 0
Fyl OP you really deserved that. I mean; obviously if you're doing yoga NAKED with the window OPEN someone will see.
KylAisAmazingG 0
ok #61... how do you put a picture up on an iPod on here, and I most certainly will...
ElizabethElixir 0
The newest update for the app allows you to upload a profile pic now.
chrstygrl06 10
Omg that sucks, it's so creepy :O