Today, my extremely overweight roommate decided to not only be a nudist, but also to get in shape for his new lifestyle. He's been doing naked lunges in our room for the last twenty minutes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my flatmate has gotten so obese that she's breaking through the solid wood floors just by walking barefoot. She refuses to diet, and we're never getting our deposit back on this place. FML
Today, an obese man decided it was okay to share a urinal with me. FML
Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML
Today, I was watching my dog via security camera live feed, when my roommate came in completely naked to make breakfast for himself. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "Weighing my testicles… you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer." I'm a girl. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML
Today, I finally started exercising. I'm a rather obese person and I'm super pumped up to finally get off my lazy butt and lose some weight. Locking myself in my room, I first started with a very simple exercise: jumping jacks. I farted each time I jumped. I jumped 10 times. FML
Today, my ex and I both go to the same gym because we're too stubborn to change our membership. He's not being a creeper, but he's dropped over fifty pounds and all the girls there keep talking about how hot he's gotten. It's really awkward when we're in a class together. FML
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Top comments
brittanyrmh_ 12
Well, on the bright side, think about what he'll look like when he loses weight!
Jeffo193 13
Leave candles all over the place.
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Jeffo193 13
Leave candles all over the place.
meganfoxissexy 0
Well OP... if you can't beat em, join em
rocker_chick105 31
^ Honestly do you ever reply about the original comment or do you just try to get people to see your comments?
meganfoxissexy 0
Yes I do. Thank you for your concern, though.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Okay, giant eyeball.
meganfoxissexy 0
Giant green eyes. Aghh best compliment everrrr :3
DoubleCross 9
Damn you just don't stop
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I think he's running on energizer batteries. Somebody snipe the energizer bunny!
Jeffo193 13
Ugh, why have i been assigned a Justin Bieber picture!?! >_
ryrock310 10
Pictures aren't "assigned"......
Bullshitticus 19
What if he enjoys that?
bach2121 13
LOVE IT!
budnut 10
Why?!
HairyPunisher 27
I guess 2's a chubby chaser. Hey more power to you.
brittanyrmh_ 12
Well, on the bright side, think about what he'll look like when he loses weight!
djgoreo 12
I think he still doesn't want to see an only slightly obese guy exercising naked.
djgoreo 12
^ Screw not checking the gender before making an assuming comment :(
unknown_user5566 27
50- Regardless of the gender, you're right. I doubt she wants her male roommate prancing around the house naked, no matter what size he is.
ncisfan14 0
Unless she's dating him, why is she roommates with a man?
TurquoiseJesus 15
60- so what you are saying is that men and women aren't allowed to save money together? If OP doesn't want to pay rent all by herself, God forbid that she does
TurquoiseJesus 15
*God forbid that she finds a roommate on the internet who happens to have a penis ( or other way around).
AKGirlinSD 20
I always had male roommates, lived with my now ex-fiance, and I'm a female. Now I live alone but I didn't know people think it is an issue for opposite sexes to roommate together of they aren't a couple. I also agree with this thread that I don't think OP wants to see her roommate naked, even when he gets in shape.
ncisfan14 0
I'm not saying its bad. I'm saying, if she has a issue with her male roommate exercising nude, than why dose she have a male roommate. I honestly wouldn't care if I had a male roommate and he was exercising nude but I would ask him to please do it someplace more privet like his room or the bathroom.
IchimaruGin 5
Well, at least he's trying.
laurenlovesjb 20
Looks like you'll get used to wearing a blindfold pretty quick.
doglover100 29
At least he's trying to loose weight.
misterjez 15
Lose*
hippo1234 19
Loose is what his skin will be when he loses the weight ;)
Posthuman 26
"I went on the subway diet, ya know? Carbs are the enemy, ya know? Now I got all this loose skin, and my neck looks like a ******!"
gc327072 31
^ when that part of the movie happened, it was the first time I saw my dad literally fall over laughing.
TrailblazerSS 5
This is truly a "**** your life" moment. Sorry boss.
Demonfish 14
You know OP, your roommate is a real inspiration. You shouldn't be on here complaining, you should be encouraging him, joining in his efforts, even!
SoylentCandycorn 10
It's not a real inspiration to be that inconsiderate of your roommates. There's a time and a place for everything.
Demonfish 14
Oh for heavens sake, it really shouldn't be that difficult to see the dripping sarcasm! You fool! You foolish fool! >:(
mosquito19 14
offer him some french fries, he'll stop
nesscafe_fml 17
Time for a new roommate?
ohSNAPyall 27
Time to become a workout buddy!