Today, on my way to work, the obese old guy in the house opposite mine offered me tips on my yoga technique. Not only were his tips helpful, but I now know I should either close my curtains or put clothes on when I do yoga. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML
Today, my neighbor came up to me, lowered her voice and said, "I suggest you buy some drapes for your bedroom dear..." When she started to walk away, she added, "...and a gym membership." FML
Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML
Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML
Today, my skinny co-worker complained that sitting just underneath the AC vent was making her too cold. My boss had us switch places, because "your mass keeps you warm anyway". FML
Today, my extremely overweight roommate decided to not only be a nudist, but also to get in shape for his new lifestyle. He's been doing naked lunges in our room for the last twenty minutes. FML
Today, I decided to push myself and go to a morning yoga class, despite suffering from horrible insomnia for the past few nights. During child’s pose, I fell dead asleep on my mat and only woke up because I ripped a comedically loud fart and startled myself. FML
Today, I was doing squats in front of the gym's mirror. I noticed the guy next to me giving me weird looks. I assumed he was judging my form, until I realized I was standing in front of a wall of mirrors that reflected the women’s yoga class behind me. To everyone else, it looked like I was just staring at them while squatting aggressively. FML
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Top comments
imnotright 0
y would u do yoga naked in front of an open window??????
wertan10 0
yes you should lol
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Comments (86)
snowboard7 0
why complain, you left the curtains open
xCaliGirlx 0
who does yoga?
snowboard7 0
Your fault, and ur neighbor is ******* creepy and stupid. He should also go for a run and not be a fatass
snowboard7 0
#42 (Kyle) it looks like ur name is Kyle and ur last name starts with an A.
aadk 0
Maybe you should spread your legs a little bit more and do all your stretches facing his general direction
lolwtfwasthat 0
niether please! :D
palexrider 0
If you want people to see the way your name is spelled don't put capital letters at the end. It's pretty dumb. KylaIsAmazing would actually make sense
persephone13 0
Whoops, better close those shades... Also--can I ask why it was necessary to refer to the man as "obese old man." I mean, you didn't see HIM naked through the window. I feel like this had nothing to do with the story. Just sayin'... /end picking on small insignificant crap like a big jerk :P
aquari 0
you totally deserve this.
jordanlite 16
That was probably his way of politely asking you to put clothes on instead of just calling you out.