Today, on my way to work, the obese old guy in the house opposite mine offered me tips on my yoga technique. Not only were his tips helpful, but I now know I should either close my curtains or put clothes on when I do yoga. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML
Today, my neighbor came up to me, lowered her voice and said, "I suggest you buy some drapes for your bedroom dear..." When she started to walk away, she added, "...and a gym membership." FML
Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML
Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML
Today, my skinny co-worker complained that sitting just underneath the AC vent was making her too cold. My boss had us switch places, because "your mass keeps you warm anyway". FML
Today, my extremely overweight roommate decided to not only be a nudist, but also to get in shape for his new lifestyle. He's been doing naked lunges in our room for the last twenty minutes. FML
Today, I decided to push myself and go to a morning yoga class, despite suffering from horrible insomnia for the past few nights. During child’s pose, I fell dead asleep on my mat and only woke up because I ripped a comedically loud fart and startled myself. FML
Today, I was doing squats in front of the gym's mirror. I noticed the guy next to me giving me weird looks. I assumed he was judging my form, until I realized I was standing in front of a wall of mirrors that reflected the women’s yoga class behind me. To everyone else, it looked like I was just staring at them while squatting aggressively. FML
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imnotright 0
y would u do yoga naked in front of an open window??????
wertan10 0
yes you should lol
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Comments (86)
harmtouch 0
get dresses, ****!!
thew_fml 14
what does his weight or age have to do with it? if he was young and hot would that make it ok? bigot
NicoleBaybee 0
Just saying.. maybe she didn't realize u could see in her house??
Emrysa 1
Love that you're calling him obese because he called your shit on being a creeptard, and doing nude yoga in front of an open window. It could have been worse, you could have flashed some kids or had the cops called on you by some ninety year old granny. Get over yourself and try not to be surprised next time, people generally act like skanks for attention, you got what you wanted. YDI.
Norwegian_Wood 4
Wow, OP. Close your blinds. That's pretty creepy that your neighbor can see you doing naked yoga. I guess at least he told you though, rather than continuing to watch...
530boy 0
hahaha your neighbor is obese! how typical! :)
davidle1 0
most women are basically naked doing Yoga anyway. (have you seen what people where to a yoga class) (see through tight tops with no bra underneath) I would right more but I have to get to yoga class I need to work on crane pose.
Taybabe2525 0
he's a perveeee
zemo999 0
gezzz the old dude has few bright spots in his life, and you want to take what is most likely the high point in his life away!! Selfish!!
dannyswin 0
any houses for sale in ur area?