Today, on my way to work, the obese old guy in the house opposite mine offered me tips on my yoga technique. Not only were his tips helpful, but I now know I should either close my curtains or put clothes on when I do yoga. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML
Today, my neighbor came up to me, lowered her voice and said, "I suggest you buy some drapes for your bedroom dear..." When she started to walk away, she added, "...and a gym membership." FML
Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML
Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML
Today, my skinny co-worker complained that sitting just underneath the AC vent was making her too cold. My boss had us switch places, because "your mass keeps you warm anyway". FML
Today, my extremely overweight roommate decided to not only be a nudist, but also to get in shape for his new lifestyle. He's been doing naked lunges in our room for the last twenty minutes. FML
Today, I decided to push myself and go to a morning yoga class, despite suffering from horrible insomnia for the past few nights. During child’s pose, I fell dead asleep on my mat and only woke up because I ripped a comedically loud fart and startled myself. FML
Today, I was doing squats in front of the gym's mirror. I noticed the guy next to me giving me weird looks. I assumed he was judging my form, until I realized I was standing in front of a wall of mirrors that reflected the women’s yoga class behind me. To everyone else, it looked like I was just staring at them while squatting aggressively. FML
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imnotright 0
y would u do yoga naked in front of an open window??????
wertan10 0
yes you should lol
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Comments (86)
Bartimaeus 7
*facepalm* Why do so many women these days give out free peep-shows and then complain about it?? You deserved it for either having absolutely no situational awareness or for just being a wh--- I can't post that word but you know what I mean. YDI.
ZomgWeAreClubKid 0
Pics or else it's fake, jk. xD YDI for being dumb enough to do yoga naked in front of an open window. Maybe you knew it was open & were trying to get his attention? You're lucky he didn't start screaming about how his eyes melted & called the cops for indecent exposure lol. :P
UpYoursInAdvance 0
Well clothes on and windows covered you ATTENTION *****!!!
ASA5G 2
I don't get this shit. Why is it that a woman will strip naked, do a bunch of ****** stretches, and not have the common sense to close their curtains. Then when a man looks they scream and call the police. What, do you expect us to not look and keep walking? YDI
missawesome16 0
if a man sees a woman naked he wood slip inside not scream n call the police f*ckin moron
shhhitsasecret 0
I think he means if a man looks, the woman will scream and call the cops
barbara_jude_wee_fml 0
why da hell would you do yoga naked? That's kinda nasty......
Way2Cute 0
yes wear your clothes woman!!!! lol
wolverine1150 0
lol i wish i was that fat guy except skinny and how i look now...
deacon444 0
your welcome for those yoga hints
missawesome16 0
ydi for f*ckin doin yoga naked wen the blinds r open and u live nxt to a fat perv who touches himself
NIkkiTIne 0
& you didn't know to close the curtains before? it's called COMMON SENSE. freaking idiot