Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I'm still madly in love, called me and begged me to come back to him. In shock, I asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, and then promptly hung up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called me. I was really excited, thinking he wanted to get back together. He just wanted to get back the Christmas present he gave me before we broke up so that he could return it for cash. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML
Today, my ex told me he never wanted to talk to me again, because of how annoying I am. I’m still madly in love with him. FML
Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML
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Top comments
linstar 13
who does that? what a total ********.
homiwan 13
forget him... and search for a new love!!!
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Comments (113)
heathz 9
pretend it never happened...
heathz 9
i thumbed u up :) lol
kelseythompson 27
At least you didn't entirely fall for it. It could have been worse.
eyesmile27 7
Somebody likes playing hearts. Hope he gets an Ace next time.
01Ben21 10
And the douche bag of the year award goes to... That guy.
_Princess_Peach_ 9
Ergh thats a shitty thing to do. If you starve the love, it dies. Just dont talk to him anymore, delete his number, throw out anything that was his, block him on everything and tell your friends you dont want to hear about him. It really does get so much easier a lot quicker than youd imagine when you dont feed it! When you feel better you could even try and be friends, chances are you wont even want to. Good luck OP, we've all been there.
CheeseHater 23
Just be happy that your answer wasn't: "Really? Wow! Yes! YES! YES! I'm coming over right now!"
imani132 6
Asshole. You deserve someone better
hordriss 14
Your ex is an immature ****. What a horrible thing to do.
zahra_786 19
I'm most likely completely wrong, but maybe he did mean it but your reaction made him think you didn't feel the same way, so to avoid embarrassment he pretended it was a joke? either that or he's a douchebag & you deserve better. :)