Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I'm still madly in love, called me and begged me to come back to him. In shock, I asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, and then promptly hung up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called me. I was really excited, thinking he wanted to get back together. He just wanted to get back the Christmas present he gave me before we broke up so that he could return it for cash. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML
Today, my ex told me he never wanted to talk to me again, because of how annoying I am. I’m still madly in love with him. FML
Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML
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Top comments
linstar 13
who does that? what a total ********.
homiwan 13
forget him... and search for a new love!!!
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Comments (113)
lonelygiirl 11
That's such a pointless thing to do. Why would he even bother. Op, just be happy that you have a life and don't just sit around prank calling your ex.
SweetasCandy0609 28
stop trying to go backwards and start moving forward, just let the past stay where it belongs in the past.
3rdbass 9
Burn all pictures, and everything you own that either was given by him or reminds you of him in a barrel outside. It's the only way you'll even start to get over him. Out of sight, out of mind. Best of luck, OP.
Ameel_fml 19
She should change her phone number while she's at it. Once he can't contact you, it'll be easier to move on. Keeping in contact with ex'es (especially the vindictive kind) is rarely a good idea.
sikunt89_fml 16
I like his sense of humor.
fuzz97 23
me too
MathildeDamm 17
I think it was good that you two broke up! You deserve to date a person that is mentally older than 5!
gimmicksz 9
Damm, i have a guy that it would tear me apart if he did this...but i have an ex that tried to message me on fb apologizing for getting another girl pregnant, told him i have nothing to talk to him about that i have a good bf now, so he changes his attitude saying he can get me back whenever he wants...instantly changed my feelings for him
Grand_Cookie 21
Sounds like a pretty good reason to get over this asshat ASAP.
thatsdndn1 19
Its not a joke! Jerk
Wizardo 34
There are but few mysteries in life less bamboozling than the more frequent reoccurrence of, why do these fine women fall madly in love with epic douchebags? I guess we'll never know.
profoundkisses 18
Wow what a dick