Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I'm still madly in love, called me and begged me to come back to him. In shock, I asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, and then promptly hung up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called me. I was really excited, thinking he wanted to get back together. He just wanted to get back the Christmas present he gave me before we broke up so that he could return it for cash. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML
Today, my ex told me he never wanted to talk to me again, because of how annoying I am. I’m still madly in love with him. FML
Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML
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Top comments
linstar 13
who does that? what a total ********.
homiwan 13
forget him... and search for a new love!!!
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Comments (113)
livingmylife18 14
At least you didn't rush back to him without checking
EvaWinters 3
At least you knew the real purpose of his call before you went along with it; that would've been so much worse.
Pearls16 6
At least you asked and didn't fall for it.. If I were you, I'd take this as an "excuse" to get over him..
ZombieSazza 34
You need to cut all contact with him, phone you cell phone company to have his number blocked, or change your number. Hopefully the way he's behaved here will help you move on.
Kk_Waylen24 21
At least you didn't humiliate yourself and happily freak out. Forget him though!
sammiixoxo 12
Well, now you can move on for sure, because you don't need someone like that in your life.
ChristopherM_fml 16
At least he was honest.
graphicstyle7 17
You must have some major issues to be in love with an a-hole like that. Really? I think you could do much, much better. I used to fall for jerks like that. Can't imagine putting up with that crap now. Neither should you.
musicmyaddiction 10
He's just an ass but its okay what goes around comes around. He'll get what he deserve. You're better without him.
J_C_maldonado 9
If that's how he acts then he doesn't deserve you. You'll find something better.