Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I'm still madly in love, called me and begged me to come back to him. In shock, I asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, and then promptly hung up. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called me. I was really excited, thinking he wanted to get back together. He just wanted to get back the Christmas present he gave me before we broke up so that he could return it for cash. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML
Today, my ex told me he never wanted to talk to me again, because of how annoying I am. I’m still madly in love with him. FML
Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
linstar 13
who does that? what a total ********.
homiwan 13
forget him... and search for a new love!!!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (113)
limitedition 25
He sound like an asshat. Why are you still thinking about this douche?
jxcala 10
Lol. April Fools!
AlexiAwesome 10
Askin all dem questions...
lllgggccc 1
Your ex is a piece of garbage! Do yourself a favour and let it go!
jessicaagracee 4
He wants to play with your emotions cause he knows how you feel about him . Some guys are immature >.>
DarthVader77 9
Thanks for the tip, will do it for sure :)
chosha_fml 27
I hope this evidence of his fuckwittery makes it easier to fall OUT of love and move on, OP.
amifaiyaz 12
What a dick. Time to move on, you can do better.
stevothedevo 25
What a cold hearted ****! Your better off without him Op!!
TogeBara 12
Has anyone thought that maybe she is a psycho girlfriend, and that maybe his "acting like a jerk" is a way to get her to leave him the f$%# alone? No proof of this, but without more evidence I must say he seem like a dick.