Today, I surprised my girlfriend by sending her an Edible Arrangement. When she called to tell me she had gotten it, she was more excited about the cute boy who'd delivered it than she was about the fruit bouquet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, an Edible Arrangements driver knocked on my door with the most delicious-looking gift! He was just asking for directions. FML
Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Thassodar 0
YDI for getting a company that has cuter delivery guys than you. That's the only possible explanation for someone putting YDI. FYL.
gvschmidt94 0
Sound's like something my ex would do. But this OFFICIALLY allows you to check out other girls :D If she bitches, remind her of this.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (121)
maryellenbaby 0
lmfao i agree with 79, and 80. but then again i wouldnt be too excited about some fruit. hahah
CodeMonkey123 0
leave that bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CodeMonkey123 0
seriously next thing you know the ***** is cheating on you **** it's ok to check other people out but to get realy excited over them she's just a ****.
blabb 0
wow sucks. shes not that into you considering she's talking about other guys. Maybe time to dump her.
iambean 4
How can it be a surprise if she called to tell you they didn't arrive?
SamAdams 2
She's a hoe!
coffeennicotine 0
Yea, I think it's time for you to get a new gf
MestizoFilipino 0
Well, even if she was more excited, she shouldn't have told you about it. Like me I see a hot girl, because I have 4 girls in my family, and my parents only let me go out, when I'm with them, I don't verbally point out a hot girl to my sister. Even though I'm close to her. It's awkward to say it to my dad, and I've seem to have gotten into the habit and it has become a little awkward to talk about it with my friends. TMI...
Sausey22 0
You have a bigger problem: You sent fruit... and you expected her to be excited about it...
aceofspades08 0
TIME TO BREAK UP!!!