Today, I surprised my girlfriend by sending her an Edible Arrangement. When she called to tell me she had gotten it, she was more excited about the cute boy who'd delivered it than she was about the fruit bouquet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, an Edible Arrangements driver knocked on my door with the most delicious-looking gift! He was just asking for directions. FML
Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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Thassodar 0
YDI for getting a company that has cuter delivery guys than you. That's the only possible explanation for someone putting YDI. FYL.
gvschmidt94 0
Sound's like something my ex would do. But this OFFICIALLY allows you to check out other girls :D If she bitches, remind her of this.
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Comments (121)
maryellenbaby 0
lmfaoo 89, you are so right (: like why would she be excepted over some fruit?
Light_Ty 0
Possibility: (Forgive me for this one but) she might be cheating on you =/
soozin 0
Ugh i hate people like her One of my girl friends was really flirtatious and this led to her boyfriend breaking up with her because he couldn't take it. She came crying to me and I only had to say, "you deserve it" ...but i actually didnt say this and just listened to her wailing. Her ex-boyfriend happens to be one of my friends and he told me that she kept flirting in front of his face and made remarks about how cute other guys were. Really, she should know better if she "really loved him" like she said she did.
krazidrea 0
tell her you want your fruits back!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omgitsreptar666 0
**** fruit. I'd be more excited by the cute boy also.
podrummer9209 0
95- People like you are why 8/10 of the guys in the world are rude little douches who want nothing but laid. OP- I feel for you bro = sometimes i think they just don't think about what they're saying, but that's still no excuse.
nvjldnvndsvnd 0
For the people who are saying "its okay its okay I used to go around with my ex and say who we thought was hot", or "Me and my ex used to talk about who we liked", notice a keyword here? EX. I wonder why you broke up, If your dating someone, Don't go around TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND (or boyfriend) telling them how hot and sexy someone else is. If my boyfriend EVER came up to me and was like "That girl is hot." I'd dump him that very second.
iristhevirus 0
#97, You rule
Mickey2315 0
Get a new girlfriend. Now. Or live a life of misery, my friend.
theodivine 0
Who cares what the gift is? Haven't you ever heard of the saying "It's the thought that counts?" Jesus. Since when is it a crime to try to make a nice gesture? She is ungrateful and doesn't deserve for you to spend money on her bitch ass. Go get a new girlfriend.