Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, the guy I like took 15 hours to respond to my text. When I asked him why he took so long to respond, he said, “Chill, I’m not your boyfriend or anything, why are you asking me questions like that?” FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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Top comments
boatiebanter 0
You picked the wrong boyfriend. Though, if you just texted and said "Why do you love me?" without any explanation, that would piss anyone off.
itsnotfair 0
well clearly you fish for compliments all the time
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Comments (421)
dg72592_fml 0
you need to spend some more time around guys. any guy would get annoyed by that. try something more casual like, "hey whats up, i'm having kind of a bad day =(" and if he's a nice guy he should make some kind of effort to cheer you up.
soulsfirefly 8
Tbh, you're probably too needy, and that's a weird question to ask by text. It annoys the shit out of me when people send clingy texts... just be honest. Tell him you feel like crap, and he will appreciate your directness and actually want to cheer you up!
lemony_music_grl 0
aww that sucks... but maybe u should try not being so clingy.. i know my boyfriend would be annoyed if i said something like that. i agree with #215 ^
dantemills 0
wow you got f**ked u need a new boyfriend
freshtastic 0
Oh SNAP!!! You should take his advice hahaha.
o76923 8
Did it ever occur to you that if you constantly ask him "why he loves you" he might feel like you don't think he loves him? That can seriously hurt a guy who actually does care about you. If you do it as often as implied, you're probably just trying to manipulate him by making him think he doesn't love you enough. That is a completely bitch move and the reason that men consider all women to be manipulative bitches. Complaining about it on here is just further evidence of it. FHL.
megkeo 0
Definitely should have also mentioned that you need some cheering up so he knew where it was coming from. But I can sympathize... I once asked my boyfriend and got a similar response. We're broken up now because he was too much of an asshole. If he's always like this, seriously reconsider your relationship...
arcturusvi 0
I wouldn't have responded that harshly, but it gets old quick having to read those texts often, or having to think of a way to say it without it seeming like a laundry list.
AlexNeenan 0
YDI. That is a weird question to just ask out of the blue.
danielleFML 0
uhhh... go gay.