Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, the guy I like took 15 hours to respond to my text. When I asked him why he took so long to respond, he said, “Chill, I’m not your boyfriend or anything, why are you asking me questions like that?” FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
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Top comments
boatiebanter 0
You picked the wrong boyfriend. Though, if you just texted and said "Why do you love me?" without any explanation, that would piss anyone off.
itsnotfair 0
well clearly you fish for compliments all the time
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Comments (421)
2200dtn 0
You deserved it. Stop being an emo.
sexxiness2121 0
#72, grow some balls and get a life. No one appriciates you complaining about your cynicalness towards females. Just because your either gay or can't get laid for your life, chill out and stop ranging on fmylife
wcgirl 0
Obv you're way too needy and you're boyfriend's kinda sick of it--tip, pick up a Cosmo.. boys like a chase, and it's not his job to make you happy! Call a girlfriend and go out!!
baysidebird88 0
i feel your pain, my boyfriend does shit like that all the time.
Warzprite 0
YDI, stop dating dicks and find a nice guy.
sexxiness2121 0
ranting not raging sorry
milkradio 0
That was rude of him, but next time you feel down, maybe it would help if you just flat out said "I'm feeling down and I really need you right now" or something. I hope you feel better soon :(
alex_vik 1
Haha, your boyfriend is awesome.
vag_fml 0
you DO ask dumb questions.
abu3mair 0
hahaha... im imagining you waiting for a symathetic response, and POW! i dont mean to be an asshole, but its either a fake response that would cheer you up for a couple of minutes, or one that tells you what your boyfriend's really like....