Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend because I found his OKCupid account. He claimed that he only has it so he can do the quizzes. FML
Today, I've been getting weird vibes from my boyfriend of over a year and half, so I made a fake Tinder account. Guess who my first match was? My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I was flirting with this really attractive guy on a dating website until he became convinced I wasn't real by my pictures and bio, and stopped messaging me and reported me for spam. He was really, really cute and funny, and seemed like a great guy until then. Guess I'm too vanilla. FML
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corgi 6
So, technically, you guys are still together.
Orchid_fml 2
are you twelve ? awee it's cute that you're allowed to use the computer .
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Comments (191)
xes_fml 0
you suck at life
afallingstar 22
yes...yes she does
LegitDGK 0
ydi 4 using myspace
Itzy02 0
at least umm iono FYL. :x
highbie 0
copied story from everywhere wonders u fail
myknewverr 0
OP, your maturity level shouldn't allow you to have a boyfriend in the first place. YDI
BREADEDELF 3
You've just learned a valuable lesson about entrapment.
BeeSkwaird 0
OP, you know what to do, right? Be patient and keep it going till he falls madly in love with MySpace You and begs her to meet him. Then meet him. Win.
BeeSkwaird 0
And make the meet a place he'd never expect to see you.
BritishHobo 0
Please do this and post what happens on here. On the plus side... least it's YOU that he decided he wanted to leave you for :P
corgi 6
So, technically, you guys are still together.
wilcas713 0
lmao true.
cartoonboy 26
Not still together back together
Orchid_fml 2
are you twelve ? awee it's cute that you're allowed to use the computer .
whataloadofbull 0
yeah that is cute...
Universe_of_Time 0
Today, a random girl was flirting with me on myspace. She was amazing in every way and I liked her. I then dumped my girlfriend for her. It turns out the "random girl" actually is my now ex-girlfriend testing me. I failed. FML
boone_fml 0
The ending to this would be I passed with flying colors. tests don't belong in relationships.
Caayouteepie 0
Hahaha good job #5. It's a way better FML from the boyfriends percpective than hers.
alexFYL 11
That sucks. I meet a lot of cool guys. I don't go dumping my BF for all of them.
the17doctor 12
or even better: Today, a totally random girl started flirting with me on myspace. I soon realised this was my girlfriend so I dumped her 'for' this other 'girl'. FML
Peachy2392 26
You're comment sucks and you're a doctor who fan. You're a disappointment.
BlacKFeet 0
U must be hard on the eyes if he could hook up with "you" without seeing what you liked like. But I guess he probably figured that this myspace girl couldn't look worse than what he already had. I'm gonna have to stamp that with a FAIL
waterynuggets 0
I'm guessing what she didn't include is that the guy is her internet boyfriend
Good_old_Grim 8
As for OP's screen name... no - you are not better than fake.
24788 7
Your first mistake was using a chick hotter than yourself. YDI
Peachy2392 26
She never said that. And her first mistake was creating that account to begin with.
BlacKFeet 0
I bet he mushroom stamped you after you told him the truth. Then gave you a facial.
RuralNinja 0
If you made a profile of a girl uglier and bitchier than you, he wouldn't have left, so you obviously faked a better looking girl with a better personality. So why are you upset that he decided to go for the better one? YDI in every conceivable way.