Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML
Today, my grandmother loudly announced that she has a yeast infection. Under her breast. She attempted to show me. FML
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML
Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML
Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML
Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
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Top comments
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"A tampon, a Barbie doll, any type of vegetable, a Labradoodle, weave, a Chicken leg, a kitten, my nephew's textbooks--" "JESUS CHRIST LADY, SHUT UP!"
MrFuzzles 5
As a pharmacist, I hope you payed close attention!
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Comments (126)
NothingsEasy 4
That is awful but she obviously had some mental issue or was just a sick person
deviable 9
Or maybe she was taking medication for her lady parts and needed to tell the pharmacist about it to get the right medication or dosage? No need to jump to crazy too fast.
datoismyname 22
Why would the old lady have a mental issue? People do crazy things every day without having mental problems. It could be normal for this old lady to stick foreign items up her ******.
Capt_Oblivious 10
Be thankful, she could have asked for assistance.
Random951 12
At least your hand is not on that list. Or is it.......
nelds 12
That's sounds like a really nice time. Gotta love old people, they never care what people think of them :)
Idonebeenhad 17
I hate it when you accidentally thumb up a comment
jaredofmo 22
Oh, lovely. Pass the brain bleach.
reddudeover 2
*Hands over shotgun Extra-strength. ;)
jaredofmo 22
... I'll pass.
raaawwwrrZ 8
Pussy
ladyLALAA 29
Is it wrong that I want to know? Not in a creepy way, just because the wording makes these things seem rather abnormal. *Hides in corner*
coolgrlyepp 3
Right????
tony1891 22
gotta love what old people talk about. lol
nelds 12
Who doesn't put their phone, keys, and wallet in there? Perfect storage area in my opinion.
gurly98 13
Old lady: gets money out "it has blood!" pharmacist faints because she was on menopause possibly