Today, I had 3 teeth pulled. Due to the anaesthesia, my mom came along to drive me home. Halfway through my surgery, she decided to leave and go shopping with her friend. She even left a note with the receptionist, saying that I needed to take on my own adult responsibilities. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom told me that I would get to leave school halfway through the day. What she didn't tell me was that the reason I was missing school was to get 2 teeth pulled. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I came home from surgery to remove my tonsils. It's a much better surgery to have as a kid, because when you get older it's much more painful. I didn't know my mom liked pain killers. I do now, because I have none left and I haven't even taken any yet. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, I went to the dentist. I had to get a tooth removed. In the middle of the procedure, the power went out. I had to sit there for an hour to wait for it to come back on. The anesthetic wore off before he started working on me again. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML
Today, I woke up with a terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super cute dentist chick enters and says, "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML
Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML
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Top comments
prostar9993 15
Well isn't that the pot calling the kettle stupid. Hope the apple falls very far from the tree.
amyfann 26
That's so selfish. I'm so sorry OP. :( I hope you're doing ok.
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amyfann 26
That's so selfish. I'm so sorry OP. :( I hope you're doing ok.
gerbilmaster 6
Thanks. :) I am...somewhat. Here's the rest of the story: Since I had put down my aunt's number as my emergency contact, the receptionist called her to pick me up. I've been staying with her and she is treating me so kindly...I love her so much! But I haven't even heard from my mom at all yet. When I was 2, apparently she "ran away from" me and my dad because they were fighting. But she came back after 3 days. I have not the slightest clue why she left me there honestly. I am still racking my brain trying to think of a reason. But at least I have support from my amazing aunt!
rydin10 18
I'm sorry OP but you have a shitty selfish-ass mom.
TheUnicornMagic 2
I'm glad you weren't stranded there! And that your aunt is caring towards you.
prostar9993 15
Well isn't that the pot calling the kettle stupid. Hope the apple falls very far from the tree.
Dreamsorrow93 24
Punching someone in the face is adult.
sstahpp 33
Nope #6. I'm pretty sure that's very adultish.
thesmeagol 22
Moreso teenagerish. An adult plans their revenge, you need to wait for the perfect opportunity. Such as when you pick her nursing home.
PurpleMyth 28
Agreed #27. Kid hands are just too small to get a good punch
balboa_2 24
I'm sorry OP. Hope you're doing okay
amileah13 26
Some mother of yours!
Mooto 8
What car were you supposed to drive?
PhinIt2WinIt 24
Wow I never realized that she didn't have a ride either. Unless she expected her to ride a bus or taxi.
DoomSkuller 28
FML says OP is male, #13
Sparx1_1 16
Wow, your mom's selfish and stupid. As your first "adult" responsibility I think you owe it to yourself to not trust your mom for anything ever again.
PhinIt2WinIt 24
what a dick move. your mom clearly doesn't have her priorities straight and is also stupid or ignorant of the affects of anesthesia. FYL OP
sstahpp 33
Or both.
PhinIt2WinIt 24
true.
CommentKing207 23
Parents suck sometimes.
Rented_eyebrows 18
Best mum of the year award goes to... Not your mum, hope you get well soon! Stay positive