Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions, and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML
Today, I got to work feeling slightly unwell. A couple of hours later, an extremely attractive customer came to my till, at which point my body decided it would be a good idea to vomit last night's dinner all over myself and the customer. FML
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML
Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML
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EclipseCandy6 24
I'd make sure to puke on them
Stillo 25
And this is why I hate people D:
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Comments (58)
jessie85678 15
How insensitive
tsukikuiin 16
Some people just dont understand. My last job was like that, i was by myself and it was busy so i was having a hard time keeping up. Customers thought it was okay to yell at me for being slow
King_ibloK 12
Don't call in sick, crawl in sick. Good job OP
pd2902 22
Sounds like your average day in the retail service :( sorry op, know the pain :(
janfleury 19
People can be very self-centered and or oblivious. I'm sorry OP I hope you feel better.
Camo23 21
They should of had the decency to ask if you were alright but most people are so self centered.
Shadow_King_X 5
they are so rude don't listen to them! :)
Sazzles 17
Yet apparently the customer is always right...
ItsDutch 16
whoever came up with that saying never met the customer
ItsDutch 16
whoever came up with that saying never met the customer.
lennon_ 16
Omg some people only care about themselves. Samething happened to me, they would ask me if I can just help them out before I ran to the restroom. Or complain about me and call me names. People can be so rude. Hope you're feeling better OP.
heyLaddieHey 18
My job only has two one-stall bathrooms and we employees are ALWAYS getting dirty looks from people when we come out.
guitarki 11
I would've asked them to hold the bag for me so that I could punch them in the face.