Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions, and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML
Today, I got to work feeling slightly unwell. A couple of hours later, an extremely attractive customer came to my till, at which point my body decided it would be a good idea to vomit last night's dinner all over myself and the customer. FML
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML
Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML
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EclipseCandy6 24
I'd make sure to puke on them
Stillo 25
And this is why I hate people D:
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Comments (58)
taytwat 7
The thing I both love most and despise most about working in retail: People.
lil_juggalette 15
a lot of people just don't seem to get it. they're rude and inconsiderate but, you can always hope that karma will bite them on the ass :)
Hildy93 21
Customers can be real douches
Exaspera 55
Speshull snowflakes don't care about anyone else but themselves.
seriouslygrowup 11
at any point in time, did you think of leaving your desk for the bathroom instead of just sitting there puking into a bag? Most people would think you're able to service them and/or answer their questions if you're still "on duty". I know for sure I'll leave my post if I fell sick like that, come back when I can, tell my boss, and leave for the day. Instead you just sat there so people have a reason to complain about lack of service? Obviously you may have been "clearly puking in a bag", but for all they know you were just eating or something. ANYWAY.YDI
Shade1982 21
You clearly have no idea how a real work environment operates... There are plenty of companies which have an unwritten 'do not leave your desk or get fired' policy, especially for some specific positions (like the person answering the phone). It is also entirely possible, the vomiting came to fast, so she didn't have time to go to the restroom. In any case, giving something like this a YDI is a clear sign something is wrong with you.
Tolarie 13
Retail at its finest. People really don't seem to have any consideration at all for those who work retail... We're people too!!
renegadekid2002 14
I'd be throwing the bag at the costumer and yelling I quit
imyourpoison 10
wow
jairolover 25
should have turned and vomited on those idiots.