Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions, and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML
Today, I got to work feeling slightly unwell. A couple of hours later, an extremely attractive customer came to my till, at which point my body decided it would be a good idea to vomit last night's dinner all over myself and the customer. FML
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML
Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML
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EclipseCandy6 24
I'd make sure to puke on them
Stillo 25
And this is why I hate people D:
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Comments (58)
gichikku 14
Was it Walmart? Crap like that happens to me and coworkers all the time there. I'll have my coat on and be talking on my phone off the clock and they will just come up and start asking me stuff even though I don't hear them because I'm in the middle of talking and then they flip out. Whenever you are sick or clearly not working they feel the need to bother you more.
JulietVoltora 15
are some people blind
baka4815 21
May I recommend notalwaysright.com
DragonFire13 2
I'd have thrown up on them. Jesus, people can be assholes. I'm sorry you had to go through that :(
diamondbae 7
?
LazyLion 12
Customer- excuse me, could you please do your job You- could you be a decent human being for 1 minute and let me finish with this vomit comet. Then I'll swing back around and help you with what I know will ultimately be a useless question and or request.
awesomeFTW 6
You should have puked on them and said where's the bathroom
7792mylifeshits 3
As usual stupid narcissistic customers
MrHi7093 3
Three words, Puke On Them. Or you know, throw 'em the bird.
Britt125 16
I know the feeling. I've had similar while having a really bad nose bleed. I also lost my voice once and had a guy get really mad because I directed him to somebody else who could actually talk to him and help him. People really really suck sometimes, they just simply don't give a **** about you just them.