Today, I found out that the only way to get my boyfriend to last more than one minute in the sack is to let him watch cartoons while we do it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend turned down sex so he could masturbate to his favourite Japanese cartoon porn. I was obviously horny but his compromise was to offer to watch it and masturbate together. I’m an adult damnit, I want sex, not pissing cartoons. FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try some "prolonging gel" to help him last longer between the sheets. Surprisingly, it worked, and he lasted 3 times longer than usual. I can now enjoy 4 whole minutes of sex. FML
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, my boyfriend is quite capable of getting an erection. He gets one when we watch porn, when I talk dirty to him and do handjobs or blowjobs, but the moment I get naked for the main event, he goes as soft as a boiled noodle. I haven’t been properly shagged in 6 months. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Probably wouldn't last much more than a minute if he was watching Porky Pig, but at least he'd finish you off with "Th-th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!"
MissErikaHart 0
"I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready eddy eddy eddy eddy eddy eddy!!!!"
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Comments (129)
jhaygood 0
My boyfriend does the same thing. It means your stuff is tight and it feels to good when he's paying attention to your sex so he explodes fast. Ha your lucky it means your sex is good.
mrmaks18 7
dump his sorry ass move on find a real longer lasting guy that treats you like the princess that you are
venomxprodigy 0
damn you cute
BoldfaceMatteo 0
he gets hard when he see's the tazmaniane devil
JAFA 2
*Tasmanian
Ovazkwez 0
Pretty sad
johnnyexpl0sion 0
i dunno. i think if he had a cartoon fetish, watching cartoons would make him cum faster instead of last longer. op, i think you should just give him some time to adjust. no guy starts out being able to last forever, and if any guy says they did, they're ******* lying. hopefully he'll build some stamina.
Blaw023 0
That is pitiful
blahh24 0
lmfao my boyfriend does not that too
blahh24 0
lmfao my boyfriend does not that too
Souwnd 0
You should totally go to Disneyland