Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
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xivoricbutterfly 25
At least she said yes.
TheNoobySpartan 13
She sounds awesome. Good job OP!
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Comments (138)
eatinchocolate 8
sounds like she was just really excited about you proposing so she was kinda hysterical
ZoroMiHawk 25
hahaha that's such an awesome reply! :D My girlfriend is so amused by those puns she'll probably reply with a "kay" too. Thanks OP now I know from where to buy a ring when I propose to her. :)
Sugar_ray17 3
#15 why dont you go for your own personal memory instead of trying to recreate his?
tiger8255 13
#23 Why don't you get your own wife before you tell people how to engage?
tiger8255 13
#76 Whoops, I meant to say propose.
Cass_x 22
This made me think of Robbie Kay o.o anyway, I think that's awesome! She has an amazing sense of humor if you ask me!
LittleMissShadow 16
No lie I would probably do something similar to what she did... And at least she didn't turn you down:)
sanuxo_ 22
I found this way too funny and cute. Congrats!
PoisonOrchid 21
I think that's pretty funny! At least you now have a great story for when you tell everyone about your engagement!!
Squygm 7
Oh lighten up OP. It seems to me she's just so exited and happy that you proposed she couldn't contain her emotions.
CoGhostRider 31
At least it will be something to tell your kids about.
Pakistanismurf 13
Looks like you're marrying a great lady, OP. Congrats!
tbro47 23
Should have gone to Jared's