Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
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xivoricbutterfly 25
At least she said yes.
TheNoobySpartan 13
She sounds awesome. Good job OP!
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Comments (138)
NoahTheBear 8
She's a keeper
geekbait 5
She sounds awesome
poisongirl708 11
You could do better with her shitty sense of humor.
BMTH2296 3
Good thing you're marrying her. Puns are always good
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, I guess this Kay incident began with a laugh instead of a kiss!
lilushi 8
Sounds cute. Is she available?
tyler907 10
She said Yes in the form of a dadjoke, how is this a bad thing?
knuhpeeg82 2
Sounds like she is a keeper, thats awesome to hear that there are still fun hearted ppl around.
SirLarsofGeitle 0
Today, read about a guy purposing with a ring from Kay Jewelers and her responsen with "Kay". I laughted out super loud on the bus to work, and couldn't stop laughted eventhough everyone es staring at me
sest 4
As long as she said yes why tis this a **** my life? At least she has a sense of humour and lightened the mood, my fiance was nervous as shit so im sure you were too. Lighten up lol as long as she said yes, this isnt a **** my life.