Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
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xivoricbutterfly 25
At least she said yes.
TheNoobySpartan 13
She sounds awesome. Good job OP!
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Comments (138)
Demoniq 25
I wonder if anyone bothers reading the other comments before saying 'she's a keeper' and 'should've gone to Jared's ' ...
salamancer 11
She was probably laughing really hard because she was having very mixed happy and excited emotions going on. Probably nothing bad op!
PirateLuigi 2
If you're gonna be getting married, you should learn to laugh at her stupid jokes.
nkosik 3
She sounds awesome!!!! Lol
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
I don't understand how that is funny at all, definitely not funny enough to laugh so hard you have to excuse yourself.
amisenho 11
I suppose you've never turned over your giggle box before, then. Sometimes, the dumbest things cause us to laugh the hardest because of that, and you can't physically control it. I actually got kicked out of a public library once while watching my boyfriend play "QWOP" on his computer and laughing so hard that I disrupted everyone around me. I just kept laughing as I struggled to walk outside of the building and regain my composure. Sure, I got strange looks, but I would do it all over again, just because my boyfriend and I were having fun together. This is just a glitch in the script that OP had planned for the proposal in his mind. It appears that she was enthusiastic and having a swell of emotions all at once, so I can understand why she did what she did. Grats, OP!
DeltaDragonxx 20
This is bad? She said yes, not much more to ask for. in a year when you are married, it won't matter.
shine999 12
May be she understood of what's going to happen and saved herself from saying NO! Just an assumption, I mabe wrong?
cookiemomster93 6
why is this a fml? she has a good humor! keep her! kudos :)
datguy5 13
Another reason to add an 'I don't see the problem with this' button.
Shawnee_dear 10
This is the best. I would probably do this. I love puns.