Today, my boyfriend said to me, "You know how I know I love you? I don't want you to leave after we have sex." He thinks that's a compliment. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in bed after having sex. I commented on him still having an erection after having an orgasm. He said it happens whenever he has a strong orgasm. Then he added, "And surprisingly, I was even thinking about you when it happened." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
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Top comments
Nurisaintlucy 0
This is a compliment, usually if a guy didn't care about you he wouldn't stay for the cuddling
skitzofreniks 5
the sooner you understand a guys compliments, the longer you stay in a relationship with us.
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Comments (254)
dirtyblond 4
Awwwh & I thought his comments were ORIGINAL. >:/
lolyourlifesucks 5
it is a compliment! he could have just kicked you out of the bed at any time!
ceddyz17 10
that's a complament
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
ouch.
silverracer 0
this op is stupid its a compliment he was trying to be sweet get over urself
agummere796 0
well, he might not be the brightest, but he tried....
agummere796 0
He might not be the brightest, but he tried..
notquite69 0
What a bitch!
Garytt 0
he tried
TeenieAmerica 9
Um, that IS a compliment. Would you rather him kick you out afterward?