Today, my mom told my abusive ex-boyfriend, whom I broke up with 5 days ago, that he is always welcome at my house. She "misses him". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML
Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML
Today, my abusive mom just moved into my house, within two weeks of me losing my job. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Today, my mom announced that she's getting back together with my stepdad, who just got out of prison. He was in prison because he beat her, choked her, and caused her to have a miscarriage. FML
Today, my mom came to me, hysterically crying that her boyfriend had hit and choked her. I’d feel bad for her except he’s my ex who also beat me, yet when I turned to my mother for help she decided to take him in instead and get pregnant with his kid. What goes around comes around bitch! FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
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Top comments
YacL 15
Does she even know he abuses you? If she does then yeah, FYL big time, if not, then you should probably tell her.
HSOMGF 5
Sounds like you need to break up with your mom, too.
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Comments (188)
DudeImBetter 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ma ma ma momma said that girls are the devil so ydi
staceysgenesis16 0
hmmm ... >:] so true
iLazy 0
My mama told me when I was young~ I would meet people with poor grammar.
fatgirllovesfml 0
and that eventually you will get over it
SchiTzenGiglez 0
ma momma always said people bitch too much about crap people don't really give a shit about. so give me a thumbs down bitches, I know you will ;)
dragon0000 7
haha
Jeremiah92 0
why was this rated down? the water boy is awesome!
sourgirl101 29
Use your medulla oblongata, if you don't understand the movie quote!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
take karate lessons, it won't do you any good, but it will keep you fit and your mind sharp. that's what chuck norris says anyway.
Monstee 2
She likes it rough ;)
theset3 0
ya well my momma always said life is like a box a chocolits. ya neva no watcha gona get
Juggalette_623 9
@105 My mamma told me to tell you, to tell your mamma that there is a list of what the chocolate is on the lid XD
FreakoHolm 6
Bout the funniest comment i've ever read
iknowimawesome 13
they actually didn't.
Kilroy15 0
hey 16 don't be a smart ass because he's immitating the waterboy.
Georgearthurs 0
Love it!
lovertolover 4
So I'm guessing you don't interact with many people.
TheAspieDork 27
Well aren't you an apple pie ****
YacL 15
Does she even know he abuses you? If she does then yeah, FYL big time, if not, then you should probably tell her.
largefoofighter 0
did I over cook the roast?!
andres19 0
makes you wonder why she "misses him"
Rakistazz 0
then tell your dad about the issue..maybe he can talk it to your mom.
iamtwiggyme 0
#17 Love the Family Guy reference!
iamtwiggyme 0
#17 Love the Family Guy reference!
22cute 17
So...your Mom is abusive too. Guess that's why you were attracted to the loser ex
Felipeg33 0
maybe it's your mom's turn now ;)
Felipeg33 0
I wouldn't be surprised if she wanted him for herself
vincespektor 0
#3 is hott
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
finally some guys hitting on guys for a change
MissFukMyLuck 0
oohh sooo sexy 3, I absolutely love the shirt over the head, 14 year ol myspace mirror pic! gets me all hot ;)
kss_ga_champ5408 1
3 you are way too old for phone in the mirror shirt up shots.
joshijosh 0
kinda like chris brown- rhianna relationship. :::sado-masochism. rhianna sings about it all the time
vincespektor 0
**** all of you guys for moderating my shit if I was talking about a ******* girl it wouldn't have gotten so many negative marks! stupid ******* bigots!
robotiick 12
3- put a f*ckin shirt on
nocomment1 3
fyl, she actually meant to say, she "wants him" ;)
askmeboutmyweine 0
yeah your mom wants a piece of that.
FreebirdIII 1
she misses him, sounds like she already hit that, and liked it.
HSOMGF 5
Sounds like you need to break up with your mom, too.
Demmahom 16
Sorry,I accidently reported
KennKenn 0
Sucks, get a restraining order?
goingsolo211 8
who not whom
Yousuck24 21
Tell your ex-boyfriend to **** off.
awesomechick618 0
and then he'll break her other arm
dirkes 0
#1 is a piece of shit, and should die
Wire54321 7
I agree with 9
BahahahLOL 0
#9 is extreme
DudeImBetter 0
I agree with 19, I'm pretty jealous that he got first comment though. That's right y'all can suck it. Hmmmm I love the taste of soft succulent tears filled with envy.
borkchop1992 15
call me up anytime and ill kick his ass
cradle6 13
Dude, totally random but noticed you're also from Orange County. Pretty awesome
borkchop1992 15
yeah OC
actionwaters 3
I like this guy.
staceysgenesis16 0
start beating your ex - boyfriend and see how he likes it .. mayb it will keep him away from your house as well .. thats what id do. >:]
sarahbit 0
ewh. ^
Jeremiah92 0
wow 31 get your mind out of the gutter bud
nerdchic 5
see I've tried fighting when my ex would hit me... but it just resulted in my arm getting cut over a cutting board for being disobedient :( FYL op.. I know how you feel.. well except my parents wanted to kill my ex
staceysgenesis16 0
wow -_____- i didnt mean it in a sexual way .. ahaha thats gross
DatWhiteGuy 0
Jesus. I feel sorry for you.