Today, I was at work, and I had to tell my manager I was calling someone to bring me a bra as mine had broken mid-shift. I was the only woman on shift. It took them 30 minutes to show up and I still had to serve front of house while I waited. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding uncontrollably from the arse, and as the only other female staff member, she needed me to go help her. FML
Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML
Today, I worked a 9-hour retail like this. I didn't notice until 3 hours into my shift and had to deal with this embarrassment for the next 6 hours. FML
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML
Today, while at work, I really had to pee. Since my break was soon, I decided to hold it as another customer came to my till, but I didn't see she had 3 trolleys full of food. It took ages to scan all of it, and when I left for my break, I had an empty bladder and a wet seat. FML
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RichardPencil 32
So, in that half hour, how big were the ****? Wait! I meant "tips!" Oh, Auto-Correct, you nasty!
mekiswrite 21
Nice of you to provide dinner and a show!
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mekiswrite 21
Nice of you to provide dinner and a show!
RichardPencil 32
So, in that half hour, how big were the ****? Wait! I meant "tips!" Oh, Auto-Correct, you nasty!
jkjorn 18
I imagine the right one was hanging too?
Slim87R 7
Manager was probably seeing $$$. Oh your bra snapped? Front of the restaurant for you! In reality though, that must have been embarrassing for you.
fjvitt 14
Gave ‘em the breast service you can give—err, I mean best...
leximichelle 13
How did your bra randomly break in the middle of a shift? Assuming you have other bras, you’d probably notice if that particular one was on its way out. Sports bras don’t have that problem. I suggest you make the switch.
musicfanatic301 7
I suggest you educate yourself before you speak nonsense.
Hanable_13 3
tbh I question this as well... I have NEVER had a bra just randomly break... sucks to be her but... pay attention to the wear and tear on your clothing