Today, my boyfriend said to me, "You know how I know I love you? I don't want you to leave after we have sex." He thinks that's a compliment. FML
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Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in bed after having sex. I commented on him still having an erection after having an orgasm. He said it happens whenever he has a strong orgasm. Then he added, "And surprisingly, I was even thinking about you when it happened." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
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Top comments
Nurisaintlucy 0
This is a compliment, usually if a guy didn't care about you he wouldn't stay for the cuddling
skitzofreniks 5
the sooner you understand a guys compliments, the longer you stay in a relationship with us.
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Comments (254)
nitemare0 17
what are you complaining about? did you want him to want you to leave, YDI
margokle 1
Some people are special and should be removed from the gene pool. he is one of them.
BellaGoBoom 6
I like your insinuation that all 'special' people should be eradicated. Oh wait..... No I don't.
EddieBlake 0
yeah you do.
klong91 7
Ummm he wanted you to stay would you rather him kick your ass out after he was done?
AScic1 3
touche
TobyFunke 3
Guys when did cuddling go out of style? Seriously, the other day I was made to feel like a real jerk. I had just got done making love, to a prostitute. I get done, and you know, that's it! She just gets right up to leave, walks right out the door, right out the car door, I didn't even get her name or nothing. It was so cold and impersonal.
PrissyPineapple 0
You have to pay extra for the cuddling. :)
catnip216 0
Um, yeah, prostitution is a business, that's it. If you want someone who cares, don't pay for sex.
EddieBlake 0
she meant "if you want someone who cares, have the sense to not pay until you get the cuddling. ...and anal"
mask724 7
guys always have to pay, one way or another dinner, dancing, movies, gifts. he was being sarcastic
EddieBlake 0
no, he wasn't.
pandabearsmiles 0
line from tv show^
dalia257 3
Aww that is sweet. Op your dumb
LoginUnknown 0
Her dumb what? I'm pretty sure you're the dumb one.
loveofyourlife11 0
That is a compliment, dumb ****. At least he didn't tell you to get out like some hooker. Be glad that he loves you.
thatnucca 36
Sadly that's how I also knew I was in love... I have the coolest bachelor pad any guy could want, but was stuck between her sheets on the nightly... I got scared and broke up with her... I spent the next year running through countless women until it finally dawned on me that the part of me that I was trying find was what I left behind... Smdh
anorexicbarbie 8
YDI
Dbolli 0
It is a compliment you nit twit.
Erindub 0
Yeah, OP, guys say stupid stuff like that like it was sweet. Mine said that he knows he still wants to be with me after all these years because I still occasionally make it into his fantasies when hes jerkin it. So romantic...