Today, my boyfriend said to me, "You know how I know I love you? I don't want you to leave after we have sex." He thinks that's a compliment. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in bed after having sex. I commented on him still having an erection after having an orgasm. He said it happens whenever he has a strong orgasm. Then he added, "And surprisingly, I was even thinking about you when it happened." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
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Top comments
Nurisaintlucy 0
This is a compliment, usually if a guy didn't care about you he wouldn't stay for the cuddling
skitzofreniks 5
the sooner you understand a guys compliments, the longer you stay in a relationship with us.
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Comments (254)
proxxX069069 7
awh I remember these days c:
aquariusangel420 0
Seriously your a BITCH for thinking it's now I mean do you want him to tell you after he cums to get the **** OFF OF HIM and tell you to leave and do you want him to think your a ***** LOL I mean really your lucky these guys are hard to find so take the STICK out your ASS and be HAPPY I'd KILL to have a guy tell me that LOL I agree you are UNGRATEFUL!!!
aquariusangel420 0
NOT*
deeznutsinyomout 0
sounds like something I would say! hahahahaha
p33lzhear 6
that is a compliment! id totally be flattered if a guy told me that. quit being a bitch and be grateful your man cares about you!
nrelavender 10
op, in dude world it is.
SmallyBigs 9
Lol toilet trees.
vietguy808 0
thts how I can see if I like a girl, if I can't cuddle after sex, than it's not love
dunner12 0
trust me I'm a guy and that is a really good sign. me and my boys joke about that all the time.
sonic19951 6
it kinda is. most dudes, after one night in bed together doin the deed, leave the girl the next morning.
noissues 2
it is cause most guys just want to be alone after