Today, my boyfriend said to me, "You know how I know I love you? I don't want you to leave after we have sex." He thinks that's a compliment. FML
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Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he told me I was the love of his life. Afterwards, he clarified his statement. I was the love of his life, because I was in his life at that moment. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in bed after having sex. I commented on him still having an erection after having an orgasm. He said it happens whenever he has a strong orgasm. Then he added, "And surprisingly, I was even thinking about you when it happened." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML
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Nurisaintlucy 0
This is a compliment, usually if a guy didn't care about you he wouldn't stay for the cuddling
skitzofreniks 5
the sooner you understand a guys compliments, the longer you stay in a relationship with us.
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Comments (254)
kronosa 0
That is totally a compliment! Women are so dumb sometimes!
sassyangel24 0
That is somewhat of a compliment, a pig headed one yes but still a compliment. He loves you enough to want you to stay, he obviously loves you for more than your body. So stop complaining.
GodofCarnage 10
IT IS A COMPLIMENT.
iSackismexy 0
boners does it again lol
awesomeloser14 0
lol he means he love you more then just about sex. I think. idk I dont speak guy ;P
sonic19951 6
i think you ment to say "he loves you, not the sex you give him."
awesomeloser14 0
no I mean he doesn't just want her for sex but yah you get the picture mah potato, potata. *shrugs shoulders*
Jaxx66 21
lol it is a compliment from a guy point of view.
jess6blondie9 3
That kinda is a compliment. That means he ACTUALLY likes or loves you and doesn't just want to toot it and boot it. He cares :')
Trololololololo_fml 7
That's just one level under proposal. You should be grateful.
s3xymoma 1
aww
middletin 0
it is a compliment