Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML
Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
Today, while going on a jog through the countryside, I discovered that it is actually possible outside of crappy TV shows to have a rifle leveled at you, and to be shouted at to, "Get off my land." FML
Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML
Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, my man got arrested for starting a fistfight with a cashier who wouldn't let him smuggle out groceries without paying. It gets worse; two weeks ago he got arrested mugging a guy at a gas station, and he's still on bail. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
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ElMundio87 0
complain to the president, and you might get a free beer
Tubasaurus 0
Because people that rob houses never run right? Hurray for dumbass police officers!
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footloose 0
i honestly think that you made this up. my dad is a cop, and it's against the law for them to arrest anyone without telling them why and reading them their rights. but if this did honestly happen to you, you can complain about the officers, because they broke the law.
ChirpChirp0o0 0
OP here (made an account woohoo). i can understand how some people balk at believing this: it does seem disheartening that officers of the law could be irresponsible, but I assure you, it happened. I am seeking legal council. And I'm sure your father is a decent cop, but it doesn't mean that all jack-hole cops are decent.
x0aka0x 0
do what white people do and sue their asses
dr_house_MD 0
fake
in_wonderland 1
hahahahaha this is hilarious, such a good story
mochiko 0
yay for #90
JadeyVengeance 0
Fake, they have to tell you why they are arresting you. If it's real, sue the cop, he'll get fired.
mstgirl 0
Please sue the hell out of them
crisle12358 0
Ive been pulled over by a cop before for no reason at all and when i asked why he just said that he had the right to pull anybody over at any given time. i wasnt even doing anything wrong. yes cops have to tell you why they are arresting you etc. but it doesnt mean they actually do it!
Hyozanryu 0
YDI for not knowing correct words, and saying a house was "robbed". PEOPLE are robbed, HOUSES are BURGLARIZED.
Mexistache 0
Banks get robbed. Maybe the victims lived in a bank...
BlackJewel 0
lol u deserved it totaly deserved it there is the gym with 50% off reduction and u still dare to run in the polluted streets while cops try to solve a crime case HAHA! in ur nose