Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML
Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
Today, while going on a jog through the countryside, I discovered that it is actually possible outside of crappy TV shows to have a rifle leveled at you, and to be shouted at to, "Get off my land." FML
Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML
Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, my man got arrested for starting a fistfight with a cashier who wouldn't let him smuggle out groceries without paying. It gets worse; two weeks ago he got arrested mugging a guy at a gas station, and he's still on bail. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
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Top comments
ElMundio87 0
complain to the president, and you might get a free beer
Tubasaurus 0
Because people that rob houses never run right? Hurray for dumbass police officers!
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Comments (164)
Topguy 0
there is absolutely no way this is a YDI. NO WAY!!! all those 700 votes must have been mistakes
guttural 0
People are voting YDI because this is seems so fake.
alyse0_fml 0
WTF I can't believe they didn't even apologize! FYL
mojomojo_fml 5
I didn't get tackled, but got cuffed and detained once - for having long hair and being in the car with a Mexican in the rich side of town. After a k-9 unit came out and fruitlessly searched me and the vehicle, one of the cops actually cussed me out for wasting their time (because I didn't have drugs on me).
LisaLeBron 0
reminds me of Henry Gates. Are u in boston?? LMAO
LUSCIOUSLYTOXIC 0
YDI for running. ;)
Deathbreak 0
Are you black? That would make it so much funnier.
Checkered_Mafia 0
Isn't it against the law to arrest someone and not tell them what there accused of?
xxcashmoney100 0
*** dem piggys
granthm 0
this like kgb
mimosa79 8
sue!