Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML
Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, I passed out while I was with my boyfriend in his garden. I woke up on the concrete just outside his house. Apparently, he'd tried to carry me in, but because he was too weak, he gave up and went to watch TV. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
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Top comments
BUDWEISER 0
He obviously doesn't care bout you then. haha or he was lookin for professional help
woxy 0
Dont marry the guy.
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Comments (88)
Mylife_is_so_fd 0
hahahahahha sucks to be you you should probly dump him though
prayyoubitch 0
Fhdjfjf
FmyLinNY 0
At first I thought this said "I went to a huge ****..."
little_vivy 0
LOL, same.
MsTs1 0
YDI for going to concerts and feeding money to rich ass mothers ******* , just turn up the music in ur house and there, you got a concert, btw, dont forget to download the music off of limewire or some other program you dont pay for
DameGreyWulf 1
Not all bands that hold concerts have big labels. FYL, OP. Your boyfriend's a bit of a douche... since, obviously, you wouldn't post this if he was just getting help or something. At least I would hope you're not... that exaggeration is throwing me.
lolbulla 0
maybe you couldn't see him?
JKr3slEMO 5
what concert?
JarJarBinks_fml 0
So leave him. Problem solved.
BUDWEISER 0
He obviously doesn't care bout you then. haha or he was lookin for professional help
s_t_e_p_h 0
Being completely impartial to both of you, I can testify that you both look stupid. :)
woxy 0
Dont marry the guy.
cwl727 33
Nobody ever said anything about getting married.
nofrillz 0
was this in kelowna?
prayyoubitch 0
YDI for being weak shit
Shizden 0
YDI for knowing about this website.
Nacirema20 0
wat an ass..! btw which band did u go to see? just curious... lol
toodles54321 0
sucks for you
marsy 0
Blink 182?
s_t_e_p_h 0
I am in the midst of selling my Blink 182 tickets. One of my friends screwed me out of the concert, but it's just mean and not funny enough to qualify for an FML.
lifeislife_fml 0
Haha..I'm selling Blink-182 tickets too ): But I'm still going, I just have extra ones.
Kazze 31
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show. She said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know. She's not cool, she's having a heatstroke. I'm happy and ashamed of myself for this comment.