Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML
Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
Today, while going on a jog through the countryside, I discovered that it is actually possible outside of crappy TV shows to have a rifle leveled at you, and to be shouted at to, "Get off my land." FML
Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML
Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, my man got arrested for starting a fistfight with a cashier who wouldn't let him smuggle out groceries without paying. It gets worse; two weeks ago he got arrested mugging a guy at a gas station, and he's still on bail. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
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ElMundio87 0
complain to the president, and you might get a free beer
Tubasaurus 0
Because people that rob houses never run right? Hurray for dumbass police officers!
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palamades 0
Lol
datsamegui 0
they have to say why you were arrested if they don't and don't say our amendment rights " you have the right to be be silence...." you can sue
akaddict 0
Not even a black or white description? I mean if you were black maybe that would be suspicious. Kidding, that sucks fyl.
Kornlover 9
Runner' fault
izzydog 4
Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kimmiekimmiekong 0
i wouldn't put it past the cops from my home town in Ohio to do this.... they didn't go to police academy and it's a smaller city so they don't have much to do! so yes cops are numbingly stupid, I've witnessed it many times!
Zkenny13 6
If they didn't read your rights you can sue. Not only for the fact of unnecessary force but for the fact that they arrested you without explanation. It is your right according to the Constitution you can not be convicted if you weren't read your rights.
CoGhostRider 31
He was not even charged just questioned goof. And you can be arrested and detained with out reason for a few hours. I love the Constitution but more people should actually know it
Raye_Delvego 8
Umm the law is hat only if you are QUESTIONED by the arresting officers are you to be read your rights. The arresting officers do not have to give you your rights if the are not the ones performing the questioning. And considering the OP was let go, hey probably didn't question him.
azk3000 9
I see you've met herc and carver
CoGhostRider 31
Well you have to admit you fit the description
izzydog 4
Why do over 2000 people say he deserved it? Thats just ridiculous
DaDigDude 1
That's why I have a treadmill INSIDE