Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML
Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
Today, while going on a jog through the countryside, I discovered that it is actually possible outside of crappy TV shows to have a rifle leveled at you, and to be shouted at to, "Get off my land." FML
Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML
Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, my man got arrested for starting a fistfight with a cashier who wouldn't let him smuggle out groceries without paying. It gets worse; two weeks ago he got arrested mugging a guy at a gas station, and he's still on bail. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
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ElMundio87 0
complain to the president, and you might get a free beer
Tubasaurus 0
Because people that rob houses never run right? Hurray for dumbass police officers!
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jaydiz 0
fake. and if not, YDI for not getting them in trouble.
Catastrophic37 0
Fing lame! lol
jaytoes 0
take that story to the news, and sue the police officers.
SummerGirl0009 0
this was on an episode of two and a half men.
FoxiieRoxiie 0
Very fake..because the police would never risk it and not question you after handcuffing you.
ilovewenis 0
YDI for going out for a run! No, really now. I'm just kidding. But it's clearly fake because if you were the one who had robbed the house, wouldn't the police notice that you weren't, you know, carrying all the stuff? Tsk, tsk...
blalien 0
You can hide a lot of jewelry in a jogging suit. Doesn't mean it's not fake, though.
merri_fml 0
While I'm hesitant to believe this is true (I don't think they would arrest a man in jogging clothes with nothing in his arms) if it is true you can write to the chief of police with a complaint and have the officers who did this suspended and possibly fired.
lordmoe 0
Cops are pricks, they do what they want when they want and they don't care about the law.
cmac86 24
you may get a beer out of it if Obama hears it. but that's why I don't run.
FuzzyWalnuts 0
If they didn't tell you why you were being arrested ans read you your rights you can press charges. Do it.