Today, after working a double shift, I got home to total pandemonium. My dogs had crapped all over the house, my kitchen was soaking wet, etc. My mother, who just moved in with me, was sitting on the couch, saying she had no idea what happened. FML
ArtemisRwill tells us more.
ArtemisRwill 22
Hey. First off, my mom moved in with me because she lost her job and couldn't afford her apartment anymore. I live in a 3 bedroom house, so I was being nice and let her move in. She has no ailments. Second, my dogs have a door that is open into a dog run. I can't do a dog door because I have a Great Dane and a Bully Pit. I live about 5 minutes from work. I go home at lunch everyday. I couldn't yesterday because I was covering for 2 sick coworkers. Third, my dogs crapped all over the house because SOMEONE shut their door. And my kitchen was speaking wet (with water) because SOMEONE burned their lunch and instead of using the fire extinguisher, that went outside and grabbed the garden hose. After I had to clean everything up, BY MY SELF, my mom finally fessed up. I'm trying to get my sister to take her so that I and my dogs can live in peace again.
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triplebeerox 27
Did she move in with you because she's ill? The only things that come to my mind are that she either doesn't care what happens in your home or she isn't feeling well enough to help out.
SolarLunix 21
God I hope you get your house back. I wouldn't be able to handle that at all!! And your poor dogs!
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Comments (53)
VoldooPed 20
I'm sure you're mother wouldn't lie...
pinkchocoa 15
your*
VoldooPed 20
This is kind of embarrasing, I always try and correct people's grammar mistakes, and I make one of the worst...
MathIsStupid 11
*You're
roxxyfoxxy3 25
Sounds like a pretty shitty situation. I suggest buying some cheap cameras, and putting them around your house. See what's really going on.
MayaMacias 13
You can't be that literal
emeraldisle 30
How could your mum possibly not know that was going on? Make her clean it up.
triplebeerox 27
Did she move in with you because she's ill? The only things that come to my mind are that she either doesn't care what happens in your home or she isn't feeling well enough to help out.
DevilsMetsGiants 30
Hand her a roll of paper towels and say, "Well you're gonna deal with it"
nfedrichy 20
What if.... the dogs has nothing to do with it. Just saying don't go straight into blaming your dog. :) FYL OP
Stephiroth 10
I have never met op's mom, but I think it's safe to say she did not crap all over the house.
jadenjacksonm 14
Plot twist: it's your mother's poop and piss.
DaRito 25
Wow, she should help you clean it up
jadalaheart 23
What was the kitchen soaked in? I hope for OP's sake it's not dog piss (or her moms) >:?
jd2013 5
She's an old lady. She went to sleep. She accidentally turned the water on with a plate in the sink and didn't notice? Clean it up and see what happens when she isn't so tired after moving!