Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
Today, I was standing by the bed, naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opened the door and walked over to me, swinging her hips, wearing practically nothing. At about four feet from me, she tripped on the edge of the floor mat, and used my junk to catch herself. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my wife, so I walked into our room naked, but then whacked myself in the nuts with the door handle as I attempted to close it. She can't stop laughing, and I can't sit down. FML
Today, when my girlfriend walked out the room, for a laugh, I covered my whole body except my knob in blankets. Then when I heard her come back in, I yelled, "Surprise!" It was her mom, who'd dropped by unannounced. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML
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DocBastard 40
Well that'll make your next dinner party awkward. It's probably bad that she was giggling rather than gasping in awe.
thosedogtags 8
Your wife is sneaky.. Although, I wouldn't want my best friend seeing my husbands junk... Maybe it's her way of wanting a threesome?! Get it son! (;
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whY402Jay 12
Maybe your wife was showing off your junk.
tararochelle 18
I'm guessing she left it on to continue her conversation after she went to the bathroom... Shutting him down without having to say no. She was just already in the middle of something! Probably didn't think he'd jerk off in the mean time!
charvisioku 22
Hmm. I'm pretty open but I'd actually be really annoyed if my boyfriend did something similar to me. That's a bitch move unless she knows for a fact that you wouldn't be really embarrassed by it. I'd keep an eye on her, OP. Hopefully this was just her idea of a prank which she thought you'd be okay with and she's not into humiliating you for her own amusement.
Sick_Nature 11
Should've kept jerking it.
noelasis94 18
You could have started singing to her feeling good feeling great how are you?
buddy51 23
OP- the operative word in this FML is "jerk", which is what your wife made you look like! She knew and did it to crush your ego and humiliate you so she can have cruelty-sex with you!!
Vickyh46 8
Well that's awkward, huh? Sucks to be you!
000lizzy000 13
Obviously deserved it, especially if you knew your wife was chatting
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
I also think your wife did this on purpose. I don't know if she wanted to troll you or if it was her way to tell you to have a threesome wiyh her best friend.
wvcheesehead1 9
This could lead to a threesome. Next time maybe your wife will go to her friends house invite someone else and all 3 of them can watch you tug McGraw on Skype.