Today, I thought it'd be fun to kick open one of those unisex bathrooms in my workplace. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or my boss who was in there taking a dump. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML
Today, I walked into a restroom at a restaurant, took one step inside, and realized it was the staff-only restroom. The manager was inside, staring at me like I was an alien. I just smiled and awkwardly walked out. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
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Top comments
marcranger 29
If that's your idea of fun, OP, you need better hobbies.
mentallizzard 19
you sir have a bad sense of humor
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Comments (56)
marcranger 29
If that's your idea of fun, OP, you need better hobbies.
Nevermind212 11
Like taking pictures of bosses in the bathrooms
cryssycakesx3 23
FML has taught me any time someone says "I thought it'd be fun/funny" "trying to impress/be cute" t never ends in a good time and it's an automatic YDI.
Hiktmae 20
I kind of curious as to whether the boss actually locked the stall or if the lock just hadn't worked.
mentallizzard 19
you sir have a bad sense of humor
jerryj 27
*ma'am I bet that took many of you off guard :) (including myself)
val_is_lame97 12
must've been a shitty experience!
ComoEsJuan 24
You should know by now to flush the crap puns.
Mightyrif 23
All these puns keep clogging up FML lately.
marcranger 29
There has been a real streak of them.
cryssycakesx3 23
if you use a shit pun on FML, urine trouble.
val_is_lame97 12
theyre just getting worse now
orbit 22
Op really scared the shit out of his boss.
Zebediabolical 45
"Once I wipe, you're fired! And you only have a job until then because the Trump hand isn't as effective with Charmin' wrapped around it."
jojimugo 20
Huh??
kimco26 12
and it would be fun how?
gabechriswill 19
I understand that there is a time and place for everything and obviously OP shouldn't have kicked in a door at work. But everyone on here shouldn't be acting like they have never wanted to kick in a door just for the heck of experiencing it. It IS a little fun.
R3TROxLOV3 32
29, I can say with all honesty that I've never had ANY inclination to kick a door in. The OP is an idiot, and she shouldn't have been kicking bathroom doors in while at work.
dolansmarie 8
I can say I'd like to kick in a door someday. However, that door will never be a bathroom door unless necessary; not funny
tdawg91 17
Do you think the work place is a good spot to test out childhood dreams? My work has a pretty laid back atmosphere but I don't think breaking a ******* door because I "always wanted to try it" would sit too well with my bosses
Sterling_1s 8
I think that he should thank you for scaring the shit out of him.
your_ma 27
Will it be fun when you're in HR explaining yourself?
rainbowdonnareed 18
come on man what happened next? you my dear need therapy where is jack when ya need him
Jordan_No_Air 14
Looks like someone's getting fired today.
es3508 16
I'm not sure what else you thought you would find