Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML
Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML
Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, my six year old neighbor popped out and literally scared the shit out of me. FML
Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
I would've done the same thing. I've seen to many scary movies to know a little young boy in your house is a bad sign.
twifan1901 0
You're not cool enough to be haunted op
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Comments (175)
The_Hitdude 12
72- If you don't have anything nice to say, shut the **** up. Thanks. And before someone comments on the irony in my comment, I noticed it too.
thedarklord666 3
Wow your a pussy..
THE_A_TEEN 28
OP turned into a cat because he saw a ghost? What kind of Fuckery is this?
THE_A_TEEN 28
What about my a_pussy?
sir_blackness 2
i like trains.
obviousboy 8
You're a ******* pussy.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh please, tell me about how you are some brave man who thinks anyone showing a sense of fear is a pussy.
Colonel_Lexi 18
83-check out the e-thug over here.
jemiller226 13
Ghost? You've got to be ******* kidding me.
Omnomnomnivore 10
There's no way you could have known.. I'd freak the **** out to
skipskap 8
Maybe your wife shouldn't be bringing home random children.
SpottedZebra42 14
Noor, your Microsoft paint skills continue to amaze me
groupleader 7
So your wife collects ghosts? WTF?
fogs32 7
Same here bro. Sorry Noor but you are irritating.