Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML
Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML
Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, my six year old neighbor popped out and literally scared the shit out of me. FML
Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
I would've done the same thing. I've seen to many scary movies to know a little young boy in your house is a bad sign.
twifan1901 0
You're not cool enough to be haunted op
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Comments (175)
nightwishs 13
I haven't laughed so hard in ages my rib cage hurts lol
RoseCrystal 17
Man card has been revoked.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh noes, man displays sense of fear, not a man anymore. Let's chop off his manhood./Sarcasm
kandi_kid69 15
I'm sure if you've seen a ghost-like figure you wouldn't automatically go up to it and start a conversation, would you? I bet you'd be just as scared. ;)
BMC1999 0
Nice bro
imlovedrunkjw 0
Dude! U reacted lightly. I for one am positive that I would have had a stroke
erika729 1
Ikr! Lol I thought this was turning into a kidnapping story lol
linkinpark98 24
Well, now you know he was not a ghost, OP. :) But don't let your guard down! Those guys can be some sneaky little bastards.....
film_addict1129 16
You irritate me, noor I'm not sure what it is but it seems to be your special talent
polkadot3155 6
Your husband collects children?? I would be worried the kid was kidnapped if I were you...
polkadot3155 6
I've never heard of collecting children...
polkadot3155 6
I've never heard of any one "collecting" children....
polkadot3155 6
Sorry I've never heard of "collecting" children before, and I'm glad you are so eager to point out my mistakes! People like you make FML do much better!
ipanisse 5
You see dead people LoL
lostfaithinpppl 19
So, OP, you saw a child you didn't expect to see in your house. It turned out to be a simple misunderstanding on your part. I'm at a loss about what makes your life f'd based on this.
dominic1221 6
Dumbass.
THE_A_TEEN 28
FML is a humour site to share moments about how life can sometimes flip us the bird. It's not all about the "My wife was murdered, I am diagnosed with cancer, i'm bankrupt, my kids left me, FML" kind of depressing shit. That would ssuck out the humour of this site.
MEM0817 18
It's a FML because a grown ass man screamed like a little girl bitch. A bit embarrassing dontcha think? I personally think its hysterical...