Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML
Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML
Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, my six year old neighbor popped out and literally scared the shit out of me. FML
Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
I would've done the same thing. I've seen to many scary movies to know a little young boy in your house is a bad sign.
twifan1901 0
You're not cool enough to be haunted op
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Comments (175)
Joey_Crack88 5
That's the funniest damn thing I've read in a long time. Was it the home alone spider scream?
jackdaniels23 1
Ahajaj i can just imagine the Whole thing..Thats hilarious lol
SwaggCapone 11
Very manly
p3mguin 7
Shut the **** up please
alzeer 5
LooooOoOoOoOoL That's hilarious
welshjumper 4
What do u mean by collected? Did she kidnap him???? YDI
kandi_kid69 15
She picked him up from school for a friend.. Derp.
kandi_kid69 15
He was going to collect some panties of the wife so he could sell them. ;D
JuuChan 3
HAHHAHAA! I bet you scared that poor little boy more than he scared you. Hilarious, FML, Op. Hilarious!
grtkt 1
Oh god this just made my day!! That is so so funny, I can't stop laughing!! :D
Levvy 22
I've noticed this seems to be the logic of a lot of people who believe in the supernatural. Always assume it first, before entertaining that it just may be a scenario you have no context for. Not that I'm not sympathetic, OP. Random little kids in your house would be kind of startling and weird for a lot of people!
keyyoutee 2
Watched too many scary movies when u were young? Well OP, who you gonna call? Ghost Busters! *cue music lol