Today, I was getting ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. I wear shapewear shorts to keep my FUPA and thighs under control, so when I removed those, he recoiled and said, “Fuck that shit, what happened to your body?” He promptly dumped me for “catfishing” him and told me to leave his house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, after having an amazing intimate encounter with my boyfriend of two years, I put on an old pair of boxers I still have from when I was heavier. He thinks I'm cheating on him and doesn't believe I used to be fat. Now he won't talk to me. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, after spending five months helping my husband lose a ton, he left me. Apparently, "fit people" should only have sex with "fit people". FML
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Daanbr 2
YDI for hiding the fact you are out of shape. Just imagine him having a huge bulge in his pants and eventually whipping out 2”. Wouldn’t you feel betrayed?
Justkidding100 41
men are too stupid to understand the difference between a real woman and **** sometimes. you're better off without him
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L0life29 6
maybe shouldn’t have lied to him….
Justkidding100 41
men are too stupid to understand the difference between a real woman and **** sometimes. you're better off without him
Gubbon 17
You're confusing something here. The scenes and actions in **** might not be real. But the women are, obviously.
easybree 10
damn lol… :( sorry op! that sucks!
Daanbr 2
YDI for hiding the fact you are out of shape. Just imagine him having a huge bulge in his pants and eventually whipping out 2”. Wouldn’t you feel betrayed?
Hailstorm92 12
That’s sucks but haven’t you ever heard false advertisement lmao jk. Stop picking little boys
octinate 17
you absolutely don’t deserve that reaction. he didn’t need to recoil in disgust that shows what kind of person he is. be glad he left, he doesn’t know anything about maturity.