Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
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Top comments
Mr_Saddle 3
shoulda had a v8
starquality 7
Help him find a job,then when he's back on his feet and doing well, see if you feel the same.
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Comments (141)
every1luvsvag 10
Blow him.
babyyninjas 1
Win!
mandel2000 0
How hard can it be to wait a day or two...
ikickgingers 15
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ikickgingers 15
IPhone fail
saIty 17
"Do you want some(quickly) *I'm breaking up with you* with your coffee?" Huh? What?
TheTerenity 9
No thanks, im good
bizarre_ftw 22
84 - are you actually from Berlin or is it a joke to go with your grammar nazi self description? (If I get thumbed down I would like to mention I at least took a second to consider whether or not people would be offended, I'm hoping they won't)
Omfgitsmia 15
Maybe it's a good time to bond and work on the reason you want to break up with him. This could bring you closer.
perdix 31
You should still dump him. If he wasn't cutting it while he had a job, the same guy as an unemployed bum is even less attractive. Offer to **** him one last time before he hops the train to Loserville. It's the right thing to do.
brianjman14 23
That's pretty mean. He's already had a pretty shitty day, why make it worse?
perdix 31
She already decided she didn't want him anymore. Why should she prolong her agony just because he had the bad fortune to lose his job? I've lost jobs before. I've never cried about it. He needs to grow a pair.
badandevil 0
The **** is wrong with u man This person is doing the right think u incredible harsh person i hope karma kicls ur ass
illmatic2 16
"kicls ur ass" What the hell does that mean? Sounds kinda kinky......
MegaTroller_fml 5
#54 - You know what it punctiliously means, you thundercunt.
illmatic2 16
Yeah, I do, #57. Thanks for reminding me.
MegaTroller_fml 5
No need to thank me. I'm altruistically doing it.
perdix 31
Hey, why did my original comment get voted down? I did recommend a pity ****. Doesn't that show people what a compassionate man I am?
BubbleGrunge 18
Man all you people are bi polar in your feelings. If this had stated" my boyfriend lost his job and has to move back in with his parents" half of the comments on here would be "dump him." Obviously OP is not happy and shouldn't have to stay with someone out of pity, but honestly I probably would feel bad too. Perdix is simply stating what the majority of people would probably do. Also l, he did offer a sympathy ****, which another commenter got a lot of thumbs up for, better than no **** at all.
TallMist 32
At first I thought you were funny, Perdix, but now I know you're just extremely insensitive.
_streets_ 19
Just try and help him through it, instead of being a little bitch about it. Help him get back on his feet, try and work it out, maybe you will feel differently afterwards.
Jjhmomma 0
I second this.
sparto 0
you should still dump him. It will make him feel better.
helloimjoshlol 0
if only you knew how ******* retarded you were
bubo_fml 11
Either mercy hump or pimp him out...
laurenlolo5 0
maybe hes been having a hard time if you stay with him your relationship mifht get better