Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
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Mr_Saddle 3
shoulda had a v8
starquality 7
Help him find a job,then when he's back on his feet and doing well, see if you feel the same.
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Comments (141)
laurenlolo5 0
he should be the one posting an fml
inpuredeceit 14
That's never a good idea. Even if they're going through a rough time, it's still good to get it over with. They'll end up resenting the fact that you stayed with them just so you don't feel bad.
Mini_Pedobear 0
blow him, it will make him feel better
wilsontws 18
Give him a *******. :)
joy_nash 7
Geez so many cold comments..anyway if i was in your place id have done the same thing :/ try and see if you can work it out while you're staying with him. jsut in case!
Supahnova 14
I think it would hurt him a lot more if you unwillingly stayed with him rather than just breaking up with him. Now, if you still want to help him out and support him, do that. You don't need to be in a relationship with him. It's more FHL that his girlfriend thinks that staying out of pity helps /anyone./
saturnsonic 3
you sound like such a nice person (Sarcasm there)
HomeAl0ne 20
On the plus side, it's probably a good day to tell him about your herpes infection.
mrahhhhh 21
Man, if I was more creative, I'd incorporate this FML into a play of some kind. It's just so perfect for it.
carlabentley 4
You should have gone ahead and broken up with him!!!! Then he could come here and post about his crap-lousy day!!!!