Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
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Mr_Saddle 3
shoulda had a v8
starquality 7
Help him find a job,then when he's back on his feet and doing well, see if you feel the same.
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Comments (141)
eddierazor 1
life goes on regardless..and its ur life u only have one chance at it..enyoy it d way u want 2 live it
chelseaaababyyy 17
that was nice of you. that woulda been a real kick in the balls if you still broke up with him. but f his life more than yours.
veronicabrianne 13
I'm pretty sure you're not the one we should be feeling sorry for..
Snookie85 19
Ouch! I don't think I'd have the guts to break up with my bf for quite some time after a day like this!
redmnky21 8
might as well get it over with instead of leading him on... that's just mean
Wynthos 2
Grow some ovaries and crush his soul before you're twenty years too late.
chimcharx3 15
Awhh (: that's sweet of you to try to not make his day any worse!
kcjo89 1
To risk being seen as heartless, you're misery isn't worth making him happy. if you don't love him you're not doing either of you any favors by staying.
inpuredeceit 14
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions" 'Nuf said.
batman_516 9
Trust me, he would have taken it hard at the time, but in the long run it would've been better to leave him right then. For both your sakes. When he realizes that you only stayed out of pity, he will resent that more than anything.
Broc831 6
you suck, you're gonna be that "bitch" that dumped him in his time of need