Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
SirWombat 0
YDI for stealing some guy's trophy.
BelaLugosisdead 0
Dude, use it as an excuse to return it
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Comments (130)
ax1995 9
What an idiot, I mean honestly, even after doing something as unfathomably dumb as that, you couldn't even think "crap, i probably should block him"
rycubed 24
And that's why we don't steal shit.
martin8337 36
It takes a thief.
quarterbird 18
Hopefully, the friend request acceptance was accompanied by a world class ass kicking.
SammiixSue 13
You're a ******* idiot.
LoveNnyl 23
Do you really expect us to be sympathetic?
cmikey 14
Hahaha but why steal a trophy? YDI sorry I hate thieves
Sansa_fml 38
Well say you're sorry and give it back then. Not that hard right? :)
JOFreeman 13
The stupidity in this is amazing.
gizmodorner 15
dumb bitch