Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
SirWombat 0
YDI for stealing some guy's trophy.
BelaLugosisdead 0
Dude, use it as an excuse to return it
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Comments (130)
ShannaBanana17 0
Haha, smart move.
07191995 0
Okay, so you stole someone's stuff, and you got caught by your own stupidity. I get it now! His life isn't F'd because he got caught for stealing his "friend's" stuff, it's F'd because HE'S A DUMBASS!
pancakes_n_syrup 0
The OP didn't say they got caught...if he realized as soon as he sent the friend request what his profile pic was..why couldn't he just delete it? What are the chances the guy who threw the party would be on facebook at that exact second to see the picture? Lame fml
Reyo 2
Yes! Let's take a picture of the thing we just stole and post said picture on a public website! To make things better, let's get in the picture with it! Peppy, you take the photo! Nope...don't see anything illogical in what we're doing! None whatsoever! idiot...
PoopTrainDix 0
you don't steal shit from peoples houses asshole! **** you!
Meegggaaann 0
Wow you're dumb.
every1luvspuns 0
someone invites u over to their house and u steal their stuff? untrustworthy people like u disgust me!
BelaLugosisdead 0
Dude, use it as an excuse to return it
FireFlie07 20
Change your profile pic stupid.
South_Park_Shay 0
LMFAO. owned.
SirWombat 0
YDI for stealing some guy's trophy.
capslockisgood 19
You don't say?
nittien 0
i'm such a shit-head
South_Park_Shay 0
#4, when you send a request, the picture stays like that, even if you change it. and he probably saw it by now.
marleyvk 0
wtf? there is no #4
lilmisslovely13 15
i think she meant 34.
serb77 0
if she was 8th how the **** could she be talking about 34? is she some wizard that knows exactly what people will post in the future?
PrettyKookieToo 8
Some comments get moderated and deleted. By the way #4, nice profile picture.
Leopard13 0
sucks to be you
irishfever 0
haha, fail
Mx_Rider 6
you dumb ass bastard, who the ***** steals throphies, why the **** would you want one, why the **** do you come on here to post it? i say **** alot win
123sploosh 0
definite win