Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
Today, I tried reaching out to a girl on Facebook I thought I ended on good terms with after three dates. Not only did she not accept my friend request, she also disabled all friend requests. FML
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, Facebook sent me a new friend suggestion. I opened it only to see that the person suggested was the home wrecker that broke up my marriage 4 years ago. Her cover picture is her and my ex together, along with a group of people that I used to be friends with. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML
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Top comments
Zebediabolical 45
You don't need to talk to or text her. Just give her information to your insurance company and let them deal with it like you pay them to. You did get a copy of her information when she hit your car, right?
colton_colton 50
Show her up and don't accept the request
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colton_colton 50
Show her up and don't accept the request
khorstmye 15
Maybe you should except ye request and then just message her on Facebook about what it is you need.
Mossyoak_kw 28
If she won't respond to any of the phone calls or messages, why would a Facebook message be any different?
wchil 14
@13 because its facebook duh!
feven 32
Maybe she got a new phone?
jeepers_1 21
You can message someone on fb without being their friend.
LeavenSilva 27
She's probably just trying to aggravate you, try to message her on Facebook now that she insisted on friending you!
91hayek 31
Well with Facebook it will be easier to find her now, since she seems to only live there. Track her down and sort out the accident once and for all. She basically gave you the easiest way to find her.
airbear18 15
and if she blocks you make a new account and friend her :)
lexiieeex3 32
36- that would be stalking...
giantsfan2010 23
If you have her license plate number or information, report it to insurance and they will take care of it for you
thatguynamedsky 32
who said it hasnt been taken care of
Kobeh 13
OP basically implied that already
bigjon75 9
They make police reports for a reason
Benmantha 31
Poke her. Not just on Facebook.
Cads1 24
Yeah, chicks poking each other is hot.
Unlovable_Me 14
#22 The OP is a guy
Zebediabolical 45
You don't need to talk to or text her. Just give her information to your insurance company and let them deal with it like you pay them to. You did get a copy of her information when she hit your car, right?
sturschaedel 27
At least you have her social media info now. The police can probably figure out from there what you need for insurance.
BeastyMcbeast 19
I didn't know godzilla could drive. Learn something new everyday I guess.