Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
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SirWombat 0
YDI for stealing some guy's trophy.
BelaLugosisdead 0
Dude, use it as an excuse to return it
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Comments (130)
Ninjaface 0
Ask him if he's interested I'm bartering. Make sure to tell him that you're more interested in services than goods. He'll catch on.
Leviyah 0
Who the HELL steals from the place the party is? Isn't it bad enough you leave a huge mess there for the host to deal with?? What the hell is wrong with you? Are you just an idiot? Do you think it's cool to steal? Grow up already...this site has gone way downhill. This is not an FML moment, you moron. YTDI
Witchcraft_fml 5
So, uh...change your picture? Duhrr.
WonderBlunder 0
As long as the trophy is not his mom..
Jimboom 12
YDI X 2. Firstly for being a Facebook ***** (and don't try tell me your not, considering the fact you updated your facebook profile picture immediately after coming home from a party.) And secondly because your a dirty thief! One more YDI strike and you forfeit your life... Oh wait, you thought this was a FYL so YDI X 3!!! Put a fork in him, he's done! Someone put this fool out of his misery already.
youthink_fml 0
YDI for being a lowlife thief.
kukri187 12
just change your profile picture.
Grangoire 0
Um, change your pic and delete the pic in your profile pic. Problem solved. Facebook messages aren't like emails. The pic he sees will be whatever pic you have set when he RECEIVES the request, not the one you had set when you sent it. That said, you deserve whatever happens to you when he finds out you stole from him.
TEEVENSSNEVEET 0
thats realllllyyyyyy ******* weird... i had a party at my house on saturday... im a guy, on sunday i got a facebook friend request from a guy that was at my party, and my dad is missing one of his pool trophies...
your_mother 0
so delete the pic and put on a new one