Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
SirWombat 0
YDI for stealing some guy's trophy.
BelaLugosisdead 0
Dude, use it as an excuse to return it
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Comments (130)
Erindub 0
You are an asshat for stealing from someone. You get what you deserve.
driedpeaches 0
i hope you got to jail or at least get your ass beat. You're the reason why trying to be nice and having a party always sucks.
Littlerunner 0
so delete the picture. Problem solved.
JoeyImage 0
ok so change your pic before he accepts the FR. Big ******* deal
joHnnycsU 0
Were you that desperate for a trophy?
Devyn333 16
did you think stealing a trophy would somehow make you feel better about your pathetic existance? like you actually won something on your own? give it back and quit being a douchebag.
arienh4 0
Actually gay means happy, merry, bright. Please learn English before making stupid comments. Thanks.
Reality_bites 14
You douchebag! Who does that? Seriously who steals something like that? It may not mean much to you and it may not even be valuable in terms of monetary value but it has sentimental value to the person you stole it from! GIVE IT BACK!! Just because you havent received any trophies in your sad pathetic life DOES NOT give you the right to steal it from someone who has. I hope they know where you live and they take it back and while they are there steal something from you so you know what it feels like and you will never do it to another person again.
nooc 0
WOW your a complete ****, bet your a 12 year old chav..... do this world a favor go die in a ditch u bellend p.s whats your facebook
Tsukasa_fml 0
Sir, you're an idiot.