Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML
Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
SirWombat 0
YDI for stealing some guy's trophy.
BelaLugosisdead 0
Dude, use it as an excuse to return it
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Comments (130)
joemerchant2006 0
Why would you do that? =/
Ommis 0
1. change your pic 2. cancel the request. 3. dont steal things. 4. stop being stupid
OhHerrrooo 0
agree with all of the above
wrestler285 0
reverse this
gigi37 0
I agree with 64. I mean, really OP, you steal his trophy that he rightfully earned and then try to 'befriend' him? You're a ******* asshole Edit: this was not supposed to be in response to 41 but to the end of the page...
sportsnut 0
if you immediately knew about it, change and move the pic. This is NOT an FML, this is just a retard being a ******* retard
patticake1601 0
thief!!!!!!!!
soccer8181 0
gay isn't a synonym for stupid.
soccer8181 0
gay isn't a synonym for stupid.
thatgirl_2010 0
first! !!!!!
spilltheguts 0
Assholes like you are the reason that people don't like to have parties
crazytoaster 2
I'm with #51. I would take my hunting knife straight to your dumbass face. Stealing trophies is ******* pathetic. I hope you get lepresy and your balls eaten off by a rabid dog.
shea627 20
This FML is so ******* lame. Really?? You couldn't change the picture after you "immediately" realized? If you realized it right after you sent the friend request, then change the picture before he sees it, DUMBASS.
bieoe 0
Yes it is